And jokes

What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.

What do McDonald's and priests have in common?

They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.

Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?

So they will be wanted.

Your mom and your dad.

I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.

My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.

If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.

I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."

Why were the Twin Towers angry?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.

Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?

They never look down on anyone.

Why do humans hate aliens?

Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!

What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?

Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.

What show do gay men watch?

"2 and a Half Men!"

Lol at this one fellas!

I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.

What do a stool and an emo have in common?

They both sit still.

What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?

One is loved.

What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?

A 797.

ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!

Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."

When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.