And jokes
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Memes
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
What is long and hard and is full of seamen?
A submarine.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.