And jokes
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
Memes
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱