And jokes
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
Memes
VOTING SEMIFINAL 1
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
Vote for the better joke.
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.
Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.
Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
Dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.