And jokes

What is long, hard, and has cum in it?

A cucumber.

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A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

and (DYM 116)

"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."

A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.

If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...

If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.

A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.

What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple actually gets picked.

What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?

Monkey puke.

When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."

My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.

Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen

Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.