ancient Greece jokes
Hell in Greek times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
How do you cut ancient Rome in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
