ancient Greece jokes

Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"

If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.

Hell in Greek times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.

Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?

Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.

What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.

Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.

Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?

Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.

Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!