Ancestry jokes

Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.

Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”

Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple can trace back its family tree.

Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.

I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.

What’s the difference between apples and orphans?

One of them has a family tree.

What would you call a cat royal’s descendants?

A feline.

Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.

Orphan: Go on then.

Me: Your family tree.

What do you call a boy in your mom?

Your dad.

What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.

Q: How to hit an orphan?

A: Hit them with a family tree.

Why are some people African?

Because genes, you dummy!

What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?

Their INCESTors!

What do you call an orphan’s family tree?

A stump.