I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Ancestry Jokes
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!