Ancestry jokes

I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.

What’s the difference between apples and orphans?

One of them has a family tree.

Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.

Orphan: Go on then.

Me: Your family tree.

What do you call a boy in your mom?

Your dad.

What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.

Q: How to hit an orphan?

A: Hit them with a family tree.

Why are some people African?

Because genes, you dummy!

What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?

Their INCESTors!

What do you call an orphan’s family tree?

A stump.