Ancestry jokes

I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.

What’s the difference between apples and orphans?

One of them has a family tree.

Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.

Orphan: Go on then.

Me: Your family tree.

What's Elizabeth Warren's nickname?

Pocahontas

What do you call a boy in your mom?

Your dad.

What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.

Q: How to hit an orphan?

A: Hit them with a family tree.

Why are some people African?

Because genes, you dummy!

What do you call an orphan’s family tree?

A stump.

What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?

Their INCESTors!