Ancestry jokes
I got kicked off Ancestry for asking if anyone wants to fuh.
What would you call a cat royal’s descendants?
A feline.
What's Elizabeth Warren's nickname?
Pocahontas
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.