Ancestry

Ancestry jokes

Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"

Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.

Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.

Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”

Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”

Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.

Orphan: Go on then.

Me: Your family tree.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple can trace back its family tree.