A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...
