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What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans

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Death

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LIVE
and
Dying is not allowed.
BREAKING NEWS
DYING RATE DROPS TO 0%

Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?

The owners know that forces cum in pears

Praise the all mighty Toaster!

TAT
love bath time, it allows me to play
with my favorite toys.
And my personal favorite is the toaster

Who would have guessed

Patrick is legally
allowed to kill
FISHING
LICENSE
FIRST NAME: PATRICK
LAST NAME: STAR
Patrick
SIGN

Why do so many kids die in school shootings ? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors

Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.

Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?

The show was called family fude

Hollow Knight Meme

when your surviving on one
mask in Hollow knight
Allow us to introduce ourselves,

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

Never has a man influenced physics so profoundly as Niels Bohr in the early 1900's.
Going back to this time period, little was known about atomic structure; Bohr set out
to end the obscurity of physics. However things didn't come easy for Bohr. He had to
give up most of his life for physics and research of many hypothesis. But, this is why
you and I have even heard of the quantum theory and atomic structures. Bohr came
up with his quantum theory while studying at Cambridge. Bohr was a skeptic and he
never truly believed in Max Planck's old quantum theory. He put forth the idea that,
going from one high-energy orbit o a lower one, an electron could, in fact, be trying
to emit a quantum of discrete energy. Bohr was criticized for this idea, but he didn't
let up. Soon after, Bohr said his famed quote,"If quantum mechanics hasn't shocked
you, you haven't understood it yet." This quote is extremely famous and has gone
down as the motto for quantum physicist around the world. Understandably, Bohr
never won a Nobel prize outside of physics (of which he only won one). Bohr's still
going strong with his theories on atomic structure; he allowed for 100's of scientists
to fully experiment with the cell and its many components. Bohr was largely on the
run from the Nazi's when he came up with this discovery, which is amazing because
around this time, Bohr's home country of Denmark was invaded by the Nazi's. Bohr
and Ernest Rutherford are given credit, but it is believed that Rutherford decided to
desert Bohr in the middle of their work. Rutherford once, quite famously said that
you should never bet against the wonders of science. Niels Bohr's famous career
never really kicked off until he was forty years old. Most other major scientists were
going all over the world with their ideas by their early twenties. However, in order
to preserve the legacy of Niels Bohr, he has his own institution, whose goal is to
make many more great strides in the field of physics for years. How did Bohr affect
you and me? Without Niels Bohrs' more advanced atomic theory, we might as well
cry over how little we know of the atoms and their compounds. Physics would have
never been such a force in the todays society. However, to this day, research is still
going on to improve and update the atomic theory. Although scientists clearly want
to improve on Bohr's theory, many famous physicists come out publicly and openly
say that Bohr's ideas will never be improved upon, todays society cannot say
goodbye to an opportunity to improve our understanding of the sciences. If Bohr
never had silenced his critics, we would still be following Planck's theories, and
going on incomplete information. Bohr's later life was all occupied when he decided
to go back to Denmark and head the Royal Danish Academy. His main goal was to
tell the world of the of the greatness of the Danish Sciences and most likely educate
a new crop of scientists for years to come. There is controversy surrounding Bohr's
lie during his stint in the Manhattan project. Though he claimed to be anti-violence
and a peace-seeker, Bohr engineered on the Manhattan Project. Though he didn't
hurt anyone directly, thousands of people died. Neils Bohr opened many doors for
you and I in the physics world, he will go down as one of the greatest physicists.

Who come when a orphan gets married, they are allowed back in family restaurants but when i go in alone I'm not allowed. I have some parents for god's sake

Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first

Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about ophans...

Cause he's dead like their parents!

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to ugly contest they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed

My teacher says no phones allowed I say my phone‘s allowed because I’m nobody Dania

Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. "No computers allowed on the test"

Any want didn’t they said they and slice a everyone offered already you because free guilt pizza entire the eat to you allows enjoy people many not that toppings with pizza a to liking a taking

At least he got D.L.A. Disability Living Allowance so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests because

It all ways Cheeted

By the law you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle

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