Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Aircraft Jokes
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
787 bowing.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
