What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
I thought i had the best kd ratio in my fighter jet on battlefield then i heard about Mohammed atta
Why can we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
you know why they call her wonder woman? She's always wonder where she parked her invisible jet
The pilot that hit the pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
an escort..
I made this one up my self just now.
Stephen hawking would be a good pilot becuase the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
my dad died in 911 he was a good pilot
You might think these jokes are plane
Why couldn't a orphan use a fighter jet
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor.
A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. my dad was a great pilot!
When a plane is having turbulence it’s just the pilot Shaking the steering
every single person on the plane died exept for 2 how is that posible?
It seid all the single people died the 2 were a couple. Thats how it was possible
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it, and shouts "I love my country!", Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country", finally the Iraqi man drops a bomb, and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted my house blew up!"
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay moving on you took to long, how many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge (*Their reply* Idk how many) 3, Open the fridge put the elephant into the fridge and close the door. how do you put a giraffe into the fridge (*Their reply* 3...) Wrong 4, Open the fridge take out the elephant put in the giraffe and close the door, why did sally fall off the swing, A fridge fell on her
