Aircraft

Aircraft Jokes

Pilot

Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.

Twin Towers

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.

Captain

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."

9/11

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

Pilot

My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.

Bomber

What did the bomber say to the jet?

"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."

*WAIT NO-*

Fighter Jet

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

Wonder Woman

You know why they call her Wonder Woman?

She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.

Pilot

The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.

Escort

What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?

An escort.