Affirmative jokes

Mirror

  • Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

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  • Man

  • Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.

    Person:

    Guy: You walk into a bar.

    Person: I'm a man.

    Guy: You meet a girl.

    Person: I'm a man.

    Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.

    Person: I'm a man.

    Guy: You guys go on a bed.

    Person: I'm a man.

    Guy: She whispers into your ear...

    Person: I'm a man!

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  • Community talk

  • yall wanna know what i repet to myself every day (you are worthless) (nobody loves you)

  • blach since you be coming and going ima just put it here but you asked me if I was anime 0.3 and I am (even tho all the animes are me)