Affirmative jokes

How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?

By kicking him hard in the balls.

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.

God is good. God is great.

Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.

Person:

Guy: You walk into a bar.

Person: I'm a man.

Guy: You meet a girl.

Person: I'm a man.

Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.

Person: I'm a man.

Guy: You guys go on a bed.

Person: I'm a man.

Guy: She whispers into your ear...

Person: I'm a man!

Yeah, not too bad at all, really.