A catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession and while he is inside the confessional booth the catholic priest is sucking his dick and he says to the catholic priest what are you doing father and the priest says it's called giving a blowjob and the catholic gay male says why are you giving me a blowjob father inside the confessional booth? and the catholic priest says if there was no glory hole in the confessional booth my son it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place
What is a Italian massage? A Italian catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during lent
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent ? Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics are registered sex offenders
Who is the definition of a natural born cocksucker A bisexuality male or a homosexual male or a bisexual female or a heterosexual female ? A physically disabled heterosexual male
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell? put $ 25 00 under the handicapped stall before you put dick under the handicapped stall ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ
harry potter is a movie about a grown adult man with a unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's rest rooms? because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't received a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall
What does the initials POOP stand for ? Polacks Order Our Poop ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex? erectile dysfunction
๐ง๐ง๐ง ๐ง Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning ? because they don't have balls to scratch
Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: please.
Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.
Kid: ever body is hugging
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts
Why couldnโt the underaged orphan get on an adult only website. Because you need your parents consent.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old. She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence( Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
Why did the polack locked himself out of his car? Because his keys were inside of the ignition
Why are orphan's banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
