Why can’t orphans have sex? Cause they have no one to call daddy!
i took a sip of water
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted? Because who wants a traffic an adult?
ima tell these to my adopted sister
tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home, and tell them their oringinal parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage, and tell them their parents died.
Alex: Dad can we get me a little brother from the orphanage? dad: Sure Alex! dad: Were here! orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now! Alex: Dad what is she talking about?!
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead I grabbed my sisters adoption papers.
Orphan
Dad\mom:Son,your adopted .son:i know,.*holds up daddys phone that has the text of them talking about it.* dad:babe,we need to talk. mom:ok...... dad:hes grounded. mom:your right,your grounded! oh and im dumping you. son:am i getting a new daddy? mom:soon honey,soon.... dad:i really shouldnt have let her know i cheating
Your mom wants to tell you that your adopted but you were an orphan.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
why do orphan not play baseball
cas they cant find home
Dad, am I adopted? NO! Why would I ever choose you?
i asked my mom if i was adopted she said no why tf would i adopt you and i said im gonna kill my self and she also said make sure you do it right this time
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flours Orphan-👁👄👁
me shut up! if you don't shut up i'm gonna tell your parents
you why? I don't have any
