Adjective jokes

In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.

After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.

Me: Hey, what book are you reading?

Him: "The Twisted Ones."

Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.

In my free time, I like to help blind people.

Verb, not adjective.

I help suicidal people.

BTW verb not adjective.

Curry.

My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.

Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.

A person could build a playground with your mood swings.

Bunger.