Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
lol they left.
Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Your mum isn't home.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
My dad is like my depression, you need a suicide letter to find him.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A: A stump.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms. "Knock knock." Who's there? Not Sally.
Me: Help, I'm stuck in a trap.
Friend: What kind?
Me: It's called life. Yeah, I've been trying to get out of it for six years now, it just won't let me go.
Friend: That's not funny..
Me: Yeah? Nor is wanting to die, yet I'm still over here laughing every time I try to.
Friend: I'm calling your mom.
Me: She knows.
Friend: What's she doing to help, then?
Me: She's supposed to help?
Friend: Have you told your dad?
Me: I will when he comes back.
Friend: Where is he?
Me: I don't know, he's been gone for 15 years.
Friend: ....
Me: What?
Friend: Why?
Me: Why what?
Friend: Why would you joke like that?
Me: I was joking..
Friend: I know.
Me: Oh. I didn't know.
Friend:...
Me: Have a nice day, I'll see you tomorrow... Maybe...
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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