Abdominal jokes

A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.

After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!”

She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”

To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒

I keep getting ads about belly fat.

Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?

What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.

Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!