Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
UK
@uk
TY Cosmo!
I post memes and jokes
You mainly see me on the community tab
I left but came back with the milk 11 months after
More about me:
Slightly autistic
16 years old
HE\HIM\HIS\HE'S\HE IS\HE WAS
I am actually from the UK
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
The "what the flip is this" mobile!
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.