Thoughtless
Official grammar nazi of WJE!!!
Life Tips:
-The more you drive drunk, the better you get at it!
-Rehab is for quitters! Don't be a quitter.
-If you're bullied for being a quiet kid, teach them a lesson.
-Eat toilet paper so it wipes on the way out.
MORE COMING SOON!!!!!!!!!
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that.
"New around here?" said the bartender.
"Nah, been here a while," said the robot.
Bartender "You can talk?"
Robot "Yeah, pretty cool, huh."
Bartender "Why do you want a martini?"
Robot "Oh, I'm just in the mood for one, you know?"
The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk.
The robot seems to be just like a normal human.
"Wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender.
"The top minds in the world," said the robot.
The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..."
Bartender, "What?"
"Why did you read this entire story? It does not have a punchline. I just wasted your time. Get bamboozled, nerd!"
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
You do 1 line, you're not a crackhead. You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic. But I murder 1 person...
