Thoughtless

@thoughtless

Official grammar nazi of WJE This place used to be a shitshow I miss those days

Registered on 1/24/2024 · 19 followers · Last active 1 month ago

Jew

Thoughtless · 2 years ago

What do you call someone who is half a Jew?

Jew-ish.

Son

Thoughtless · 2 years ago

A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"

"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.

"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"

"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"

Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."

Dog

Thoughtless · In-joke · 2 years ago

A message from user 'Cosmologist interntobe' that says 'Thoughtless: cosmo, stop fucking ur dog pls' and a response 'hey, i only fucked them in a dream'

Viagra

Thoughtless · 2 years ago

In life, some people have it harder than others.

That's why Viagra exists.

Comedy

Thoughtless · 2 years ago

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

Horse

Thoughtless · 2 years ago

Q: What do gay horses say?

A: "Geigh!"

Boyfriend

Thoughtless · In-joke · 2 years ago

Madi, watch ur boyfriend, he knows xhampster

A screenshot of a comment section showing three comments by user "Jake". The first comment reads "CHARLIE WHY IS XHAMSTER OPEN". The second comment is "Comment deleted by Jake". The third comment reads "I at least I think that's what it is."

Hand

Thoughtless · 2 years ago

The top image shows a hand shadow of a dog head. The bottom two images show a man holding a cardboard cutout hand and smiling at the viewer pointing with his other hand. The cardboard hand looks like the hand used in the shadow play.

Children

Thoughtless · 2 years ago

The image shows a search bar with the word "children" typed in and the "shopping" tab highlighted. Below, there is a picture of Geralt from "The Witcher" with an unimpressed facial expression, accompanied by the text "Hmm".

Dog

Thoughtless · 2 years ago

The image is a four-panel comic. The upper left panel shows a small stick figure on a rock outcropping saying in a speech bubble, "Not all dogs are good boys." The upper right panel shows a crowd of angry looking stick figures with weapons. The lower left panel shows the same stick figure on a rock saying, "Some are good girls." The lower right panel shows the crowd of stick figures now smiling.

Rose

Thoughtless · 2 years ago

A scene from the cartoon Rick and Morty with four characters at a table. The text above the image says, "Roses are lame. Love is fake." Rick is talking and says, "Weddings are basically funerals with cake."

Knight

Thoughtless · 2 years ago

A cartoon image of a knight character with a helmet and antlers pointing at an eye chart, each line of which contains increasingly longer repetitions of the letters 'N' and 'I'. The last line of the chart reads "ECHY ECHY PAKANG."

Satan

Thoughtless · 2 years ago

A two-panel cartoon showing a stick figure with a thought bubble saying, "if god creates bad people and satan punishes bad people then satan is the good guy." Below, another stick figure in a Wendy's uniform says in a speech bubble, "Sir, this is a Wendy's."

Tattoo

Thoughtless · 2 years ago

Two men are lying on beach towels, soaking up the sun. The man on the left is bald, with sunglasses, and covered in tattoos. The man on the right has light brown hair and no tattoos. They're both wearing patterned shorts. Beach accessories like a bag, a book, a towel, and a phone are nearby.

Empire

Thoughtless · 2 years ago

The image is divided into three parts. The top part shows three Star Destroyers in space. The second part depicts the Death Star firing its laser. The third part displays four AT-AT Walkers on a snowy planet. The text on the image reads: "They protec. They attac. but most importantly, The Empire strikes bac."

Wade

Thoughtless · In-joke · 2 years ago

Friend

Thoughtless · In-joke · 2 years ago

Holy Fuck

Multiple comments from different users saying they are new to the site. Usernames include Erectile Dysfunction Fan 54, Humpy Bumpy Dumps, BXS4IN, ICutOffMyDickAtTheAgeOf12, YaFav Sneaker head, and Joe Mama 24.

Bro

Thoughtless · In-joke · 2 years ago

A series of messages in a chat. RapBoat calls Clade "lil bros a conspiracy theorist," and states he is older, stronger, smarter, and taller. Clade repeatedly asks, "How old are you?" and finally "what the fuck".

Germany

Thoughtless · In-joke · 2 years ago

Two comments on a dark background. The first comment states, "I don't think it's in Germany where I live." The second comment is: "So sad that you can Nazi the eclipse today."

Dark Humor

Thoughtless · In-joke · 2 years ago

There are 3 types of people. (The joke was about a Therapist raping somebody.)