Women. ☕
KatsukiBakugouSimp
I like anime, I play VR chat, I draw and I like men. I'm a guy he/him I'm bi {taken} |im a libra|
what did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? Safe life repair, safe life replace!
My uncle can't walk straight i think it's because he's gay
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is "dicks and pussies!" Johnny asks " what's that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " fucking, fuck,fuck,Fuck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male if you did not like it when you were a teenager you probably will not like it when you become an adult
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
so I and my friend were talking this time, I asked them what they would do if they ever met rengoku they said that they would probably like shake his hand or sm but I said I would lick his forehead. wtf
Q: How do you blind a woman? A: You put a windshield in front of her
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A: A battery has a positive side
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing? A: A knife has a point
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
sorry but, no one asked.
My name says it all.
i once got in trouble in the library for putting the womens right book in the fantasy section
best friend *hold a sign up that says "what gender are you"* Me:uh male?.. best frend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"* Me: you silly goose *silence for like three sec* Me:still male though-