I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
Cricket Green
A funny lad who makes stupid jokes. I’m 12. I have autism, but I like to play video games and visit this website.
I also like videos and Minecraft
My fav emojs: 🪖🍎🤡🍝💀🔫🖕🏼📽️📺📼
I am an avid BCG* fan
(*Big City Greens)
Me and Wade are best friends
“Life is like an eggshell, one wrong move and it could end”
Angel is my new parent
“Well, bust out the ol’ Crayola box and color me Tickled Pink” Ned Flanders, 1994
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
My guy: I have a Q-Tip
Me: You can q my tip
My guy: Ayo
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.