Banker: I have the right to take your money! Me: Check my name Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: realizes Me:😈🖐️ gimme gimme
Cricket Green
A funny lad who makes stupid jokes. I’m 12. I have autism, but I like to play video games and visit this website.
I also like videos and Minecraft
My fav emojs: 🪖🍎🤡🍝💀🔫🖕🏼📽️📺📼
I am an avid BCG* fan
(*Big City Greens)
Me and Wade are best friends
“Life is like an eggshell, one wrong move and it could end”
Angel is my new parent
“Well, bust out the ol’ Crayola box and color me Tickled Pink” Ned Flanders, 1994
One time, I was working this steamroller, when the guy who I squashed farted
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
What’s the difference between milk and the air
At least the air will always be there for me
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
20 likes for Part 2!
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean! British: At least our towers didn’t fall😎
Weed: *gets hit my his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
(From Unknown Superheroes 11 by I am Mobo
Freddy: Im coming for u >:)
Me:god no help
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can d..
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
When people ask my age, this is what I do
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime
But I got fired from that job
The doctor had an ego so big It fell into the ocean fast
Some guy: making a sandwich
Me: rages to put the ham in
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
I was working at Fredbear’s but then I got bite of 83’d
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal. It got too out of hand and I got spanked
I work at a movie studio
Unfortunately the team I was working with was useless
The team:
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui”