A cock really has a sad life, he’s hairs a mess his neighbors an areshole his best friend is a cunt.
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There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A kinder surprise
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
I made a orphan website it does not have a home page
I broke up with my girlfriend so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
You know why women wear tampons so the crabs could bungee jump
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
What do you call a dick that dosent fit in an asshole
A miss fit
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!