To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
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why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.
I want a relationship.
*Masturbates*
I don't want a relationship.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Whats the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar?? One stops sucking when u smack it
the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
If you're bored, Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? tell their parents?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
A cock really has a sad life, he’s hairs a mess his neighbors an areshole his best friend is a cunt.
What do you call a dick that dosent fit in an asshole
A miss fit
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
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