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I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?

Mic drops.

Why was the rapper always calm during storms?

Because he had a good FLOW.

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They wear their ice chains.

Why did the DJ go to therapy?

Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.

If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.

Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.

Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.

There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.

If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.

BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.

I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.

"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."

What do you call a rapper who's always cold?

Chill MC.

What did the rapper say to the vegetable?

"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"

Why did the rapper take up gardening?

Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.

Why was the rapper always the life of the party?

Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!

What's a rapper's favorite candy?

Mike and Ikes.