Worst Jokes Ever

Anonomys

How does hitler tie his shoes?

In tiny Knotsies

Anonymous
in Orphan

When an orphan takes a photo it’s also a family Portrait :)

Btw If people find these offensive, Why are you here?? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyways???

Anonymous
in Priest

So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

Cheese guy
in Cheese

How does cheese rat cheese ?

It cheese

starfoullah
in Roast

I was in the bedroom slapping ur girl, harder than will at the oscars

cloudypubes
in Self Harm

i can here thunder outside which i find weird since the lightning is on my arm…

Anonymous
in Rooster

Rooster

Anonymous
in Orphan

Q. What’s the difference between a orphan and a baseball field A. A baseball field has a home base

Anonymous
in Emo

Why did the emo go to the store To buy bleach

Sonibany

What did the Chinese man say to the to his wife? I’ll chin you later

HotBabes
in Cop

What’s the difference between a Pig and a Police officer.

The Pig smells better

ur_MOM
in Twin Towers

What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.

Anonymous
in Forehead

When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.

Anonymous
in Hairline

You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.

Anonymous
in Hairline

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.