How does hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies
Worst Jokes Ever
When an orphan takes a photo it’s also a family Portrait :)
Btw If people find these offensive, Why are you here?? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyways???
you and jason in youer bed
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
How does cheese rat cheese ?
It cheese
I was in the bedroom slapping ur girl, harder than will at the oscars
megamind
i can here thunder outside which i find weird since the lightning is on my arm…
Rooster
Q. What’s the difference between a orphan and a baseball field A. A baseball field has a home base
Why did the emo go to the store To buy bleach
What did the Chinese man say to the to his wife? I’ll chin you later
What’s the difference between a Pig and a Police officer.
The Pig smells better
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.