What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
Mom: Go clean your room, Little Johnny.
Little Johnny: No, it’s my room.
Mom: Well, it’s my house.
Little Johnny: Then go clean it.
Mom: Go to school!
At school:
Teacher: Hi, Little Johnny. You’re late.
Little Johnny: Watch because my son of a bitch mom told me to clean her room. I told her no, it’s my room, and then she said, 'Well, it’s my house.' Then I said, 'Go clean it,' and then she told me to go to school.
Teacher: Johnny, go to the principal’s office! You just came into school and now you're causing trouble. Go!
My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.
Explain bear.
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs Nice tits
Water was found on Mars.
Mars: 1 Africa: 0
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
Make Danielle Smith a lot lizard again!
