Worst Jokes Ever
1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
What is Jesus's favorite exercise?
Cross Fit.
I just wanted to say...
These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.
Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
My conversion therapy done worked. Now I only sleep with my sister and not my brother.
My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
Girl: Daddy, I've been a bad girl.
Priest: For the last time, it's "Father, I have sinned."
Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
Chuck Norris and Time had a race.
Result: Time is still running...
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If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?
Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."