Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.

A woman comes to the doctor and tells her, "Doctor, my husband wants intense sex all day, what should I give him?" The doctor says, "My number."

Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"

What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.

What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!

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    • My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.

    Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.

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    • The doctor says to the woman, "There was good and bad news." The woman says she wants the bad news first. The doctor says, "The bad news is the baby had red hair." Then he said, "The good news is, it is dead."

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    • An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

    The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.

    I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

    One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"

    "Incest."

    Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.

    So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child.

    Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," says Satan, "What is it?"

    The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl."

    Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?"

    The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."

    "Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.