why is 6 scared of 7 cuz 789 but whys is 10 scared cuz he is in the middle of 911
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
I might slide up to your block with intelligence I'm a genius with a glock There's some relevance Took his chain, took his rocks Took his sediments There's no cap inside my speech No impediments Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared Why didn't he buss it back?
You should always wash your sex toys, that’s why priest invented baptism.
I will make a funny joke if u let me be your boyfriend. Im 19 and i am russian.
my suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks
Why can’t orphans be criminals cause they’re not wanted
Who rates, THESE Jokes, as "Newest" and "Hot"? Answer; a S-T-O-O-G-E
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in michael Jackson's bed
A man was about to go into the bar with his dog when he realized the sign said “No pets allowed!” He was about to walk away when another guy walked up with his dog. The 2nd man put on dark shades and said, “Just pretend you're blind!” He walked in with his dog, got a drink, then left. The 1st man did the same thing, but when he walked in, the bartender said, “You know your ‘guide dog’ is a chihuahua, right?” The man said, “They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!”
A snake walks into the bar...the bartender says “How the heck did you do that?”
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
I went to the zoo the other day and it only had one dog...yeah it was a shit-zu.
what hit the ground first in 9/11 the people
Mom where are we going To your grandma's funeral Yeah cus i 360 no scoped that bit** in the face.
Like and commet if you will be my friend
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who're they gonna tell, their parents?
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee? They don't know what a house is.
Your teeth are so yellow you spit butter
