How did Capetian Hook kill himself, he wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
Why does an orphan go to church? So it has someone to call father.
Why do orphans become criminals
So they can become wanted for once
It turns into ligma Brother: what ligma Big Brother: ligma dick
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me while he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
Dark Humor Is Just Like Water,
Some People Get It Some People Don't.
COP: Are you high?
ME: If I was high, could I do this? *walks in a perfectly straight line*
COP: Wth he just walked off a cliff
What does an apple and a orphan have non common. one gets picked
My ex.
What part of another one bites the dust do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them I,m standing on my own two feet.
An eight year old girl struggles to breath as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes he pulls his cock out of her mouth and she can breathe much better.
he slips he fall he dislocat's hes balls
hi plz like for good luck!
Who are the best at bowling? Terrorists they always throw strikes.
Like this
it will give yoy good luck see for your self
i like orphan boys no homo
What happend to the cheetah that took to many baths?
The cheetah became spotless
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Apple created the iphone x for orphans because they dont have a home.
