Worst Jokes Ever
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, just to go skydiving twice.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
My joke is:
My life.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.