Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
911 Jokes Jokes
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
