Q: Why cant you tell 911 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
All these 911 jokes need to stop My uncle died in 911 atleast he died doing what he loves Flying planes
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Why are Americans so bad at chess Because they have already lost 2 towers
Who are the fastest readers 911, they went through 110 story’s in 8 seconds
Why where the people in 911 devastated They ordered extra flavoured pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
