911 jokes jokes
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.