911 jokes jokes
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.