911 jokes

911 Jokes Jokes

Plane

911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.

This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.

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    "I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

    911

    A collection of 911 jokes.

    What kinda pizza did they order at 911?

    Plane.

    What was the color of 911?

    Plane.

    What is the fastest way to see 911?

    Plane.

    9/11

    I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

    Plane

    I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

    Uncle

    All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

    My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

    One

    You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

    The second one never lands as good as the first one.

    Tower

    I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.

    Chess

    Why are Americans so bad at chess?

    Because they have already lost 2 towers!

    Reader

    Who are the fastest readers?

    911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.