911 dispatcher jokes

Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...

I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.

What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?

Call 911.

A collection of 911 jokes.

What kinda pizza did they order at 911?

Plane.

What was the color of 911?

Plane.

What is the fastest way to see 911?

Plane.

What's the emergency number, Jimmy?

Jimmy: 9/11!

9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!

Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.

I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."