9/11 jokes

9/11 Jokes Jokes

Head

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

Pizza

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

Paul Walker

I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.

9/11

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.

Kid

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

Head

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

Laughter

What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...

They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.

9/11

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

Tendency

I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.

Plane

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

Bro

Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.

Dad

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.