Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
