6th sense jokes

What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

The happier they get, the less they see.

Your forehead is so big your inner thoughts echo.

Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.

10 Fun Facts.

1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)