What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds.... there’s 20 of them
How do you make any salad int a Cesar salad? you stab it 23 times.
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, Where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon.He tells those who believe in god to stand up and leave.To the children who don't leave ,he says ,"Do not worry my children,I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon
Technobable's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above)
You (DYM 23)
what is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
2+2+67+23= now calculate the mass of the Solor system be these questions these days
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad) and to make the best salad you stab it 23 times until the CAESAR salad, Romaine Salad, is fresh.
Your dead in the inside
(Stabs him 23 times)
What do you call a man with 6,022 x 10^23 dollars? -- A Moleionaire.
Whats the nest thing about 23 year olds? There is twenty of them.
Why am i in jail? Because i wasnt invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
He he that's mj pronouns 23 is Micheal Jordans Fake news is trumps
Son why do i not have an Easter basket. Mom ur 23 u don't need one. Ends calls child support
