23 jokes
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
How do you make any salad into a Caesar salad? You stab it 23 times.
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
You (DYM 23).
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad), and to make the best salad, you stab it 23 times until the Caesar salad, romaine salad, is fresh.
You're dead inside.
(Stabs him 23 times)
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.
She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."
The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.