23 jokes
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
You (DYM 23).
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
Not quite my tempo
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
You're dead inside.
(Stabs him 23 times)
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
How do you make any salad into a Caesar salad? You stab it 23 times.
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad), and to make the best salad, you stab it 23 times until the Caesar salad, romaine salad, is fresh.
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.
She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."
The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.