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200 jokes

Baby

What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.

Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.

What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.

What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.

Culture

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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  • Call of Duty

    I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

    Uranus

    Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?

    Scale

    Bill gets home from work late again, and Susan is angry. She hollers at Bill, "I AM FURIOUS. When I go outside tomorrow, there better be something that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds!" Bill says, "Ok." The next morning there is a box outside! Susan opens it. It's a scale! Bill hasn't been seen since October 2, 2002.

    Post

    If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.

    Pacman

    How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?

    They both get paid to eat 200 balls!

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  • Basement

    What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.

    Cousin

    Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.

    The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"

    The second said: "I'd do it for free!"

    The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"

    The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"

    Cow

    A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.

    But when he rounded them up, he had 200.

    Bone

    "Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."

    "Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"

    Orphan

    Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

    Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

    Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

    Orphan: About 200 years.

    Titanic

    The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.

    Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!

    Pacman

    The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.

    Victim

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.

    Job

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