# 2 2 Jokes

## Number

What is 2+2? Fish

## Pickup Lines

If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean i can lick your pussy

## Calculator

Sally had (69) boobs witch was (2,2,2) many (69222)so she went to the doctor on (51)st street ( 6922251) whom gave her pills she took (x8) times a day and now she is boobless

## Number

2 + 2 is 4, minus one that's 3 quick maths.

## Dog

I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is... . . . . . . . . She said nothing....

## Spell

Q: what 1+1 2+2 4+4 8+8 name a vegetable

A: carrotđĽ

## Teacher

Teacher: whatâs 2+2

Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh

Teacher: well jimmy I can see your going places not college but places

What's 2+2?

4

## Alphabet

So there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, what is one plus one? She said I HATE YOU. Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, My buns are burning. Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principalâs office. The principal yelled, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! Bobby said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! The principal yelled, HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?! Then he said, 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he walked away from the principalâs office and said, my buns are burning.

2+2=7

## Calculator Jokes

Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9) which was 2 2 many (922) so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968) she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless

2+2=đ

## Roast

2+2+67+23= now calculate the mass of the Solor system be these questions these days

## 2 2

2+2=4-1=3 quick math

what's 2+2= FORE

What's 2=2. A22

## Kid

The kid with a gun walked into my class room and fucking shot the teacher. He pointed the gun at me and asked,

"What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey at least he gets free food.