10 days jokes

If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:

So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.

Dad: Are you gay?

Kid: Yes.

10 days later.

Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.

Dad: I thought you were gay?

Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.

Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I'm sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live."

The man says "10!? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?"

The doctor calmly replies "Nine".

Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.

Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?

Because he lost May!

You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣