Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
When you send nudes to your roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...
Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"
Patient: "Cancer?"
Doctor: "What a coincidence."
If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.
Do you have dark humor?
Actually never mind, I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying..... but I decided to abort.
I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents."
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
yo mamma so fat when God said let there be light he was just asking her to get out the way
Are you suicide, cause you're always on my mind
the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
whats the difference between McDonald's and a priest
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance so I pushed her over.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5
I like my people how I like my tea..
In a bag under water.