My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.
Worst Jokes Ever
I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
"When God sends me to hell... I want him to hesitate." -Techno
The Twilight fanbase.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
