Qassem Soleimani is so popular today. I mean he just blew up overnight
why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
When is a rapist safe around children? When his plans are oven ready
Y could you not see the guy in my dark closet the guy was black
buy KFC or else
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid “ ohhahahhahhahahahahal
What was going through the head off a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor
The 89th floor
when you ask for plastic surgery they said 'we could not fix you but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face'
Why are Americans bad a Clash of Clans
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
How many sally's does it take to change a ligthbulb?
None, she was eletricuted.
your hairlines so far up they call it a skyline
Your hairline goes back to the first century
Wanna see an mistake go on camera and take an pic of you
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
you’re so fat
that ur family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see u
Someone said to stop hurting myself but I'm still trying to cut me arms off
An orphan was running down the road.. a car pulled up and said "get in" so the orphan got in and said "where we going?" the kidnapper said "i'm taking you to my house" he orphan replied "OML YOUR ADOPTING ME!?"
yo mama so old
her memory is black and white
yo mama so stupid
she thought DUNKIN DONUTS was a basketball team
