Worst Jokes Ever
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
Bob the builder.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason, it doesn't have a home page.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.