Worst Jokes Ever
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.