Worst Jokes Ever

"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"

Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't get a home run.

What did they call Hitler when he swam?

Adolfin.

Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.

Oh, wait... never mind...

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?

A box office bomb.

I will never forget my grandpa's last words:

"What the fuck is in this drink?"

I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.

Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?

He took a girl's innocence.

What do you call a flat chested emo girl?

Cutting board.

*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?

Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.

Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?

"No towers? :("

"No queen? :("

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!

This town ain't big enough for the one of you.