Who is Osama Binladen’s secret cousin? Barrack Obama or Barrack Osama BinLaden
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks “what’s the purpose of your visit?”... “I’m going to shoot a pilot” is never a good answer
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on lay-away.
Why does Technoblade love Orphans?
Cause he can relate to their parents!
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!!!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!!!
Fans: 😭😭😭
What's funny about sex? I don't get it!
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters? They both shoot when they see kids.
knock knock whose there clearly not their parents
Why are the twin towers and genders so similar? Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
how do you win a game of musical chairs? you steal the chair !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
roddy Rick Dalby
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor
Why does chicken cross the road because he wants to get to the other side
I like my women like I like my traction control disabled.
What did a Jedi say to dark Vader your not my father I am yours
Men and women are not equal. Speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable. (Sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell? We're not sexist men, you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, man were created before woman. Search it up in the Bible or online.
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes??
Cuz he's the Father!!!
I wold tell you a time travel joke but you did not like it
