Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.

I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏

I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.

Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.

Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.

What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"