Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.

You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.

How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?

Just take out his brain and there you go!

How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.

I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.

Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?

A: At least you don't die when you shower.

A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!