Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes??
Cuz he's the Father!!!
I wold tell you a time travel joke but you did not like it
What do you call an adopted orphan. Wanted
why do orphans not like cereal.......bc there dad never came back with milk.
Nock nock who's there ligma ligma who ligmaballse
Your an orphan forever. - Harry Potter.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
Today, I dreamt about giving head to Johnny Depp. Then I woke up and realized that I forgot to roll my windows up when passing through the New Jersey Turnpike.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple... you never see a pimple come on a little boys face.
Wow do you make an orphans hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until there parents come home
I AGREE WITH EDP
My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!". They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.
whats the different between an orphan and an apple apples get picked
When you're working in the twin towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi
You should always wash your sex toys, thats why priests baptise babies
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen
and then you remember you’re french
well a lock and a key where going on vacation but the key said help me im stuck and then the lock said i think i am in lock-shary
Why did Technoblade die?
Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Technoblade: makes jokes about orphans while in hospital
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
