Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.

They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.

They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.

I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.

He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.

The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.

He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!

Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?

Because they have no home to go to.