Worst Jokes Ever
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
Oh, wait... never mind...
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
"What the fuck is in this drink?"
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.