What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
