Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Worst Jokes Ever
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
Trevor Bauer for President.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
