Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!

There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.

Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?

He is waiting for his dad with the milk.

These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!

You shall feel ashamed of yourself!

Take the L! - Losers

A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.

Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

Why do they call it Ovaltine?

The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.

Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of him?

Well, it only takes one nail.

I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.

We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.