Worst Jokes Ever
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
DJ Croos joke.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Purple.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.
Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.