Obama got Osama.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
