Worst Jokes Ever
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
I pushed the kid in a wheelchair into fire... I called him "HOT WHEELS".
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Give this post the most likes, please?
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.