Worst Jokes Ever
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Pregnant teen: I'm pregnant, my mum's gonna kill me.
Unborn baby: My mum's gonna kill me.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
I have more respect for cancer than depression, because cancer has the balls to kill me himself.