Zookeeper

Zookeeper jokes

What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?

They're both predators.

Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?

A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"

The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"

What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?

The cops had to comb the area.

Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!