Youth Subculture Jokes

What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.

What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.

When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.

Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?

It died before them.

I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

I hate emos, lololololololololollol!

So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.

But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."

So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.

This was the best day of my life.

This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.

The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.