When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
Your Adopted Jokes
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
You know the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"?
Great phrase, bad way to find out you're adopted!
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.
Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*
Dad: Babe, we need to talk.
Mom: Okay......
Dad: He's grounded.
Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.
Son: Am I getting a new daddy?
Mom: Soon honey, soon....
Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Dad: Son, you're adopted.
Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.
Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you.
Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me?
Son, you're adopted!
Me: punching a kid.
My FBI agent: You're adopted.
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
