When some one says your adopted say “ But your still at the orphanage.”
son: can i go to my friends mum? mum: no! son: dad was right i am a son of a bitch! mum: bad news but your adopted!!
An orphan was running down the road.. a car pulled up and said "get in" so the orphan got in and said "where we going?" the kidnapper said "i'm taking you to my house" he orphan replied "OML YOUR ADOPTING ME!?"
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" great thing to say to someone horrible way to find out your adopted
Dad:Hey, uh... Your adopted Dog: *frown*
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers
what is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan
if your adopted your actually wanted
Sister: your adopted
Me: at least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
you know the phrase "one mans trash is another mans treasure"great phrase,Bad way to find out your adopted
your adopted do you want to know why because your so ugly
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it
Your adopted that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk
My career is worth more than your adoption.
Friend: Your adopted. Orphan: At least I was chosen Friend: At least I was kept
i go to get my mail stranger: something fell out of your pokit" april fools" he said me: "your adopted,April fools" then i see a orphan be hind me and gets all exited
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home, and tell them their oringinal parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage, and tell them their parents died.
Dad\mom:Son,your adopted .son:i know,.*holds up daddys phone that has the text of them talking about it.* dad:babe,we need to talk. mom:ok...... dad:hes grounded. mom:your right,your grounded! oh and im dumping you. son:am i getting a new daddy? mom:soon honey,soon.... dad:i really shouldnt have let her know i cheating
Your mom wants to tell you that your adopted but you were an orphan.
Dad: Son, you're adopted.
Son: Oh wow I wonder who my real parents are.
Dad: We are your real parents, your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.
