Yomama jokes

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"

Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"

Yo' mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.