Yoda

Yoda Jokes

Nickname

A nickname to call your short GF:

Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok

Jail

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

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  • Star Wars

    Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

    Yoda was in charge of scheduling.

    Meme

    So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

    He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Jedi

    What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

    Obi-Wan Canopy

    Divorce

    What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?

    "May divorce be with you."

    Movie

    Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.

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