Yoda

Yoda jokes

A nickname to call your short GF:

Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

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  • Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

    Yoda was in charge of scheduling.

    So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

    He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

    Obi-Wan Canopy

    Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.

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